You Might Be Drunk

Vacation has a way of turning “one drink” into a complete change of itinerary. The You Might Be Drunk shirt is a wearable warning label for cruise bars, resort pools, Vegas weekends, beach patios, and group trips that started responsibly several hours ago. The joke is simple, readable, and perfect for anyone who treats happy hour as a flexible concept.

Wear it when the frozen drinks arrive before lunch, when the cruise bartender remembers your order, or when your friends need photographic evidence of the evening. It makes an easy gift for drinking buddies, travel partners, birthday-trip crews, and the person most likely to lose track of both time and dignity. Unlike a generic bar shirt, this one belongs in the vacation story and gives other travelers an opening to laugh, point, and admit they might be drunk too.

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!