Don’t Be a Pizza Shit

Some people pack sunscreen. Some people pack dignity. You packed the Don’t Be a Pizza Shit shirt. This loud food joke is made for cruise buffets, late-night pizza stops, beach bars, resort lunches, and the group vacation where every meal becomes part of the story. The design reads quickly, photographs well, and gives strangers exactly enough reason to stop and laugh.

Wear it for embarkation day, a pizza crawl, a poolside lunch, or the evening when nobody can agree where to eat. It is a fun pre-trip gift for pizza lovers, sarcastic friends, couples, and travel groups that prefer their matching-shirt moment to have an actual punchline. Unlike a generic food tee, this one feels built for vacation: comfortable, ridiculous, and memorable enough to appear in every photo nobody plans to show at work.

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.