Don’t Be a Cock Sucker is the kind of vacation shirt that makes people look twice, laugh, and decide whether they are brave enough to comment. The cheeky visual joke is made for adult trips, cruise bars, resort pools, beach weekends, and Vegas nights where polite souvenir shirts would be painfully out of place. It is bold, easy to read, and ready to become the unofficial mascot of the group chat.
Pack it for an adults-only getaway, bachelor or bachelorette trip, bar crawl, cruise, or weekend with friends who have never needed a filter. It also works as a deliberately inappropriate pre-trip gift for the loudest person in the crew. The shirt is not trying to please everyone—that is the point. It creates instant reactions, memorable photos, and the kind of vacation conversations that start with “Where did you get that?”
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
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